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Posted by maestro on Oct 12, 2009 1:25 am GMT
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I knew "topless asian" would get your attention, high five for catchy headline!
Anyway, i have to warn you guys, there's some flashing of ass that your bosses sure will not like (or at least act like it) so it's NSFWland after this point. Actually this whole website is NSFW. Hell, *i*'m not safe for work - which is why i hang out in university.
I can't decide what's more scary, his paralyzeding moves or having Pet Shop Boys blaring at 11 while watching some chubby dude rub his nipple.
[Geekologie]
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Posted by maestro on Oct 09, 2009 2:56 pm GMT
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Alright, since NASA's plans to blow up the moon today have yielded no visible result up to now (it's still day, silly!) we will keep that in mind for the evening and proceed with another alarming plot of science to end our civilisation: the Zombie Apocalypse.
While the rest of the populace is busy building batmobiles, scientists punch out one paper after another which somehow deal with the topic of Zombieism. Clearly they know something that we don't. (Which is, after all, what makes them scientists.)
It started with the "Mathematical Model of a Zombie Attack" (VTK reported). But even political theorists had their field day in "How international relations theory would cope with a zombie uprising".
Warisboring.com reports today "The University of Florida’s e-Learning web site had a number of plans for continuing to provide learning support services in the event of natural disasters. This being Florida it naturally has plans for dealing with hurricanes. It also has a plan for dealing with a disease pandemic and temporary closures of the school. And it has a plan for dealing with legions of the flesh-eating zombies. [...] It warns “zombified users will be inarticulate and unable to clearly describe technology problems and use cases,” but on the bright side, “the spread of ZBSD to institutional administration may simplify and streamline policy making resulting in dramatic improvements in administrative responsiveness.”
Meanwhile, the University of Chicago even has a "Zombie Readiness Task Force". Their 25 members were out there to take it up with the undead night after night " putting on ties and politely making their proposal before the sort of school officials who don't smile a lot. This time, not only were they recognized, they also wrangled student-organization dollars out of the school -- $5,500 to be precise -- to bring author Max Brooks to campus, the guy behind "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z.". Because we all know that money didn't stem from some defense appropriations bill that weighed body armor for our troops against the future safety of the world..
To no one's surprise the story doesn't end here. The very same university included in their recent "Model United Nations" conference the mock situation of a zombie outbreak!. "It was controversial, sure," said junior Sam Fishman, an undersecretary general for the Model UN. "It's a serious conference. Some people got upset. But I thought it was fantastic." [chicagotribune.com]
Are we really to believe in a correlation of funny pranks? When they zoom out in the Resident Evil movies, guess just where Raccon City is. Chicago. Coincidence? Fine, you take your coincidence and i take that chainsaw bayonet.
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Posted by maestro on Oct 02, 2009 3:47 pm GMT
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Obviously not beeing an avid reader of VTK, Simon Måssebäck (who may or may not have cheap kitchen utensils named after him) missed out on the auction of the original Batmobile we reported about earlier this year.
Instead he went and spent ONE MILLION DOLLARS to build his own one!
Insert pinky finger into mouth now.
" It’s built onto the chassis of a 1973 Lincoln Continental and has a 700 hp engine. Like the, uh, real Batmobile, it’s loaded with all sorts of gadgetry:
There’s sat-nav to help you find the scene of the crime (and other helpful POIs), a plasma TV for video calls to Albert (and for distraction during Stockholm traffic jams), voice recognition to keep your fighting hands free (and avoid nasty fines), height-adjustable suspension for navigating dramatic obstacles in your path (and speed bumps), a rear-view camera to watch your back (and help with tight parking squeezes), and machine guns for, er, shooting stuff.
Plus speakers for bargaining with prostitutes. Oh, and it's not a go-cart this time.
[Neatorama]
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Posted by maestro on Oct 01, 2009 4:33 pm GMT
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I meant to post this!
Really! But sometimes i get the leprechaunish urge to keep all the shiny loot for myself and have you little drooglings stand out in the rain for never commenting on anything lately.
Anyway, here is, to the finest audience of the internets: The Guild with Do You Want To Date My Avatar
I know that their vile inclusion of the purple-clad asian at 0:25 totally diverted your attention from the protagonist. And it's good, because the redhead is mine. That's right, the redhead belongs to your king! Bring me the redhead!
In fact it shouldn't be too hard to find her, she's Felicia Day. Wired just wrote a story about her and she's got her own publishing empire at feliciaday.com which you absolutely have to check out
Now swarm! Mwaaahahahahaha! 
[watchtheguild]
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Posted by maestro on Sep 29, 2009 12:10 am GMT
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Because there is no way one could ever have enough of anything VNV Nation, we have another round of fresh photos for your viewing pleasure. This time from Dortmund(DE), playing at FZW on Sept. 27th. Faith, Power & Glory Tour, supported by Rotersand
Check them out here
Report follows soon.
For more VNV have a look at the Krefeld gig or check out the other concerts in the galleries!
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Posted by maestro on Sep 28, 2009 9:49 pm GMT
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Blood Energy Potion is for the same people who bought the Nike McFly running shoes: Everyone who sports in style!
"Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike!
Serve warmed.
[Shop] [Neatorama]
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