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Posted by maestro on Sep 20, 2009 9:43 pm GMT
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September 19th, Krefeld(DE) set the stage for VNV Nation's "Of Faith, Power and Glory" Tour. Industrial gods VNV Nation were supported by Rotersand and Frozen Plasma
Check out our in-depth report (also in German) and the photos in the galleries:
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Posted by maestro on Sep 20, 2009 4:50 am GMT
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Ok, i wish i had this 9 days ago, because unlike the Geekologie Writer, i have no feelings at all (and just spent 90 seconds searching for that post, does this guy make six million posts a week?)
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Posted by maestro on Sep 17, 2009 1:46 am GMT
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He was cute when he was a puppy, but all the great plans you had went down the drain when you found he was unable to pay for the beer you sent him to fetch from the gas station. And for whatever god damn reason he's unable to hold up a regular job like everybody else.
Sounds like your four-leggged food thief? Time to teach him some manners: sign him up to the Army and send that flea-bag off to Afghanistan!
" A security firm that provides bomb search dogs to guard coalition forces is looking for new recruits. But owners looking to find a new home for their troublesome pet need not worry about its welfare overseas. “The dogs have veterinary support supplied by the US military, which is 100% no expense spared,” said Simon Mallin, of Cardiff-based Malpeet K9 Security. Mr Mallin told the Echo “totally bonkers”, excitable, even naughty dogs who have too much energy and chew the furniture are ideally suited for the taxing training and conditions in the war zone.
He said dogs that love to chase a tennis ball can be trained to seek out hidden explosives, including roadside bombs, as they will do it all for the reward of getting their ball.
Alright, time to teach my poodle his war face. Bullshit! You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face! You don't scare me! Work on it!
“ Of course there is a risk element for the dogs, the same as there is for troops and security contractors. That said, they are performing a vital role
For dog and fatherland!
[Walesonline.co.uk]
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Posted by maestro on Sep 15, 2009 3:10 pm GMT
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Feel your cutlery lacks some style?
Check out Bloody Evidence - the new peak of kitchen aestheticism
Go get it here. Or, if you're a cheapskate like me, i'm sure you can point your old knife at a long list of people who can help you redecorating it for a fraction of the cost.
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Posted by maestro on Sep 15, 2009 1:39 am GMT
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In today's instance of Maestro's WTF parade, 35 year old Aimee Louise Sword of Waterford Township near Detroit (wherever the fuck Detroit is) allegedly received the "Mother the the Year" award found her biological son (whom she put up for adoption ten years ago) on the internet, met up with him and consequentially raped him.
While i'm no clinical psychiatrist, i think you can safely say her state of mind is at least as confused as that of all those chicks who keep proposing to me. (Read: she's batshit insane)
" "I don't think I've heard of another case like this in my career," said Dr. Gerald Shiener, chief of Consultation and Liaison Psychiatry at Sinai Grace Hospital in Detroit. "Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man's nightmare. It's an abomination," he told MyFOXDetroit. "I'm at a loss for words because it's something that we consider to be so out of the normal, so prohibited in every culture that it unnerves every man just to think about it."
Now, i think we all agree that the only way this could be worse for the little fellow would be the whole internet quipping about how hot she is.
[Fauxnews] via [TheWierdStuff]
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Posted by maestro on Sep 08, 2009 1:26 pm GMT
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What, of course all those zombie theme posts had a meaning. Getting you in the mood for our Zombiewalk porn!
On 06.09.2009 large parts of Düsseldorf (DE) have been overrun by zombies. Police and military were unable to respond to the sudden outbreak of undeadness witnessed by the poor people of Düsseldorf, who felt reminded of the horrifying events of 2008...
The most successful 2008 walk was repeated with even better outfits, better organization and a concert (Rosencrantz, Slutmachine, Dead Drunk Society) in the end.
Thanks to rock-foto.com for supporting our photo reconnaissance mission!
The awesome makeup on some zombies is of course by our friend Crudelia, check him out
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